I just switched from Republican to Democrat (Viking Kitties secretly switched his meds)

[RubberPig]

I just switched from pro life to pro choice _{because I am a liberal who likes watching babies die} and from pro gun to anti gun _{because I don't give a crap about my property or the safety of my family}. I've always supported amnesty for illegal aliens. _{Because I profit off helping them steal identities..}

[Monkey Face]

Neither is mine. Some days, the brain just won’t kick into gear.

[Darksheare]

Ah yes, the ever famous Mixed Signals™.
A young attractive office professional spends a weeks worth of cash on her hair, nails, and face to look good, wears complimenting outfits, and goes “to the nines” to look professional and attractive, yet freaks out in explosive screaming when complimented on accomplishing her goal.

Me?
My door mat would read, “Knock, and they will come.”
Image on mat shows ghouls and zombies.

[Tax-chick]

It’s good to be hospitable.

Tom and I did three “Crocodile Hunter” puzzles, total of 300 pieces, at once. Should have been 300 pieces; we only found 293.

[Darksheare]

“It’s good to be hospital.”

And that’s how I read it.. *sigh*

[Tax-chick]

You could catch something really bad in the hospital. It’s much cleaner here: people (and animals) eat off the floor with no ill effects.

[sionnsar]

Yah. Just went for some coffee.

[Darksheare]

I think I’ll head out your way, sounds more inviting than New York.

[Tax-chick]

It is.

[Tax-chick]

The slender and elusive Bill is heading off to the pool with our guest pass and a shifty look. I suspect he’s meeting a girl; maybe it’s Katrina the Ballerina from up the street.

[Tax-chick]

Oops, he forgot the guest pass. I guess he’ll be back ... unless his guest has money.

[Tax-chick]

Didn’t storm after all (yet). Bill will be sunburned.

[Monkey Face]

For the last three posts, I’ve been trying hard to hold my amusement in.

Sadly (or not so) I recall what it was like to be 15, 16 and every awkwardness in between!

I haven’t been online because my computer has decided its Time Has Come. Perhaps I should shut it down in an hour or so, just to re-boot and let it simmer all night.

I hate to do that, but for the life of me, I can’t think of any other way to deal with the slow loading. Especially since I’m not married to an IT Guru. :o[

[sionnsar]

Slow loading?

Or maybe I shouldn't ask. Brain is still not ticking like it should; I woke up very tired and three 1-1/2 to 2-hour teleconferences have not helped.

[NicknamedBob]

"... for the life of me, I can’t think of any other way to deal with the slow loading."

You do have virus protection and your spybot running, don't you?

[Tax-chick]

Sure enough, sunburned. He, er, saw some friends at the pool, mumble mumble. And, ahem, visited with the lifeguards, mumble mumble.

[NicknamedBob]

"Brain is still not ticking like it should"

You must be wired wrong. Brains don't tick, they percolate. That's why you need coffee.

Hearts tick.

[Tax-chick]

That’s confusing. Almost as confusing as Frank’s repeating, “Bad fish!”

[sionnsar]

LOL, I remember those days.

[Tax-chick]

One of the lifeguards is a robust and very tan young lady.

[sionnsar]

Trying to get two papers on the same topic out. The non-technical one destined for a magazine was almost done and I was able to get that out, but I just can’t get the technical one for our sales folks moving again. If we didn’t have an event at church in a couple of hours I would just pack it in and go home.