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Fur better or worse: postman Uwe Mitzscherlich marries his cat
AFP ^ | May 3, 2010

Posted on 05/03/2010 12:05:08 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

A GERMAN postman has "married" his obese and asthmatic cat, saying he wanted to tie the knot before his pet died.

"Cecilia is such a trusting creature. We cuddle all the time, and she has always slept in my bed," single Uwe Mitzscherlich, 39, told Bild newspaper.

"Our hearts beat as one - it's unique!"

Because marrying an animal is illegal, Mitzscherlich, from Possendorf, in eastern Germany, paid €300 ($428) for a television actress to play officiator in the ceremony, while his twin brother, Erik, served as witness.

The happy couple dressed up for the occasion - Mitzscherlich in a wedding suit and top hat and 15-year-old Cecilia, who loudly meowed her way through the exchanging of vows, in a white dress.

(Excerpt) Read more at news.com.au ...


TOPICS: Hobbies; Pets/Animals; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bestiality; crazycatman; culturewar; germany; homosexualagenda; kittyping; marriagelaws; napl; samesexmarriage; weird; zoophilia
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To: LucyT

Nice photos, thanks for the ping.


61 posted on 05/03/2010 8:58:03 PM PDT by nw_arizona_granny ( garden/survival/cooking/storage- http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2299939/posts?page=5555)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
“marrying an animal is illegal”

This is outrageous! The felinaphobe German government discriminates against those of its citizens attracted to kitties. Men and women and men and men and women and women can marry all they want. But, when it comes to a man and his kitty — NO WAY. How cruel to deny love.

What they need in Germany is marriage equality!

62 posted on 05/03/2010 8:58:22 PM PDT by garjog
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To: nw_arizona_granny

Thanks!


63 posted on 05/03/2010 9:00:40 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (?)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

If not the funniest movie of all time, one of the very best. I laugh so much watching that movie—even though I’ve watched so many times I’ve nearly memorized the lines, unintentionally—that my stomach muscles ache the next day.


64 posted on 05/03/2010 10:03:53 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Obots, believing they cannot be deceived, it is impossible to convince them when they are deceived.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

What is the purpose of it? Is there money involved? LOL


65 posted on 05/04/2010 5:47:39 AM PDT by Fawn (I LOVE Arizona!)
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To: JoeProBono

Gee....good lookin guy....maybe it’s just a publicity stunt..


66 posted on 05/04/2010 5:48:44 AM PDT by Fawn (I LOVE Arizona!)
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To: MHGinTN

I cannot find a movie called String on netflix...? Is that the right title?


67 posted on 05/04/2010 5:55:30 AM PDT by Fawn (I LOVE Arizona!)
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To: Doogle

LMAO!!


68 posted on 05/04/2010 6:08:01 AM PDT by homegroan (Proud member of the Hoi Polloi......ILLIGITIMA NON CARBORUNDUM..... -that's 4U Dad!))
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To: Fawn
The title is ‘Mouse Hunt’. I call it String because that helps me remember the title quickly. String is a central point of the movie, because of a string factory two brothers’ father had and a house he left to them in his will. A very crafty mouse living in the house is the main character of the movie. If you like inane humor, ‘Mouse Hunt’ is the pinnacle of the genre.
69 posted on 05/04/2010 6:49:32 AM PDT by MHGinTN (Obots, believing they cannot be deceived, it is impossible to convince them when they are deceived.)
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To: Fawn
Jack Hydrazine says the entire movie is now on Youtube, of course in segments probably ten minutes long. Watching without interruptions is the way to watch it, so netflix is a good choice. Buying the DVD is best however, because you can watch it anytime you 'need' to.

A second wonderful movie is 'Ratatouie', a pixar animation. The third movie to lift the spirit is 'Doc Hollywood' ... probably Michael J. Fox's best film.

70 posted on 05/04/2010 6:56:06 AM PDT by MHGinTN (Obots, believing they cannot be deceived, it is impossible to convince them when they are deceived.)
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To: Doogle

ROTFLMAO!!!!


71 posted on 05/04/2010 9:32:29 AM PDT by gimme1ibertee ("In a time of universal deceit,telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act"-George Orwell)
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To: MHGinTN

OK..thank you...will put on my netflix list :)


72 posted on 05/04/2010 11:53:21 AM PDT by Fawn (I LOVE Arizona!)
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To: Fawn

Give the movie a chance. The hero of the movie doesn’t appear until nearly twenty minutes into the film, after we find out just how feckless these brothers are.


73 posted on 05/04/2010 12:27:48 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Obots, believing they cannot be deceived, it is impossible to convince them when they are deceived.)
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To: kenth
I wonder why more black people don’t see how the leftists are using them in those arguments.

I don't understand either...

74 posted on 05/05/2010 3:00:54 PM PDT by GOPJ ("Draw Mohammad Day" - - May 20, 2010 - Draw for freedom - draw for your children's freedom.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

I’m sure too! Next they will want to have same sex marriages to their animals...yuk!


75 posted on 05/05/2010 4:14:13 PM PDT by missanne (That's all I can stands and I can't stands no more?? This is one of those days!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

...at least he didn’t sue any photographers for refusing to take pictures at the ceremony.......


76 posted on 06/11/2010 7:10:39 AM PDT by massmike (...So this is what happens when OJ's jury elects the president....)
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To: JoeProBono

He’s strangling that poor cat!


77 posted on 06/12/2010 10:31:00 AM PDT by POWERSBOOTHEFAN (Blessed Be The Name Of The Lord,For His Name Alone Is Exaulted)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

I love my cat to death but this is sick.I cannot imagine marrying him.


78 posted on 06/12/2010 10:31:57 AM PDT by POWERSBOOTHEFAN (Blessed Be The Name Of The Lord,For His Name Alone Is Exaulted)
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