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Fur better or worse: postman Uwe Mitzscherlich marries his cat
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| May 3, 2010
Posted on 05/03/2010 12:05:08 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
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To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
05/03/2010 1:26:56 PM PDT
by
hiasm
(Isaiah 6:8)
To: GOPJ
I think that the animal marriage thing WILL become legal some day. It’s a sick world.
I’m surprised though. With a name like Uwe, I’m surprise he didn’t marry a, well - you know. Perhaps it would have been too confusing.
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posted on
05/03/2010 1:29:42 PM PDT
by
21twelve
( UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES MY ARSE: "..now begin the work of remaking America."-Obama, 1/20/09)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Good Lord. This is ripe for pussy cat jokes.
Leaving the thread before I am banned :D
To: MPJackal
LMAO!!
Looks like my gutter mind has company
To: Slings and Arrows
45
posted on
05/03/2010 1:56:29 PM PDT
by
freekitty
(Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
To: freekitty
Marry in haste, repent at leisure.
46
posted on
05/03/2010 3:00:49 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("I can see November from my house!")
To: Free ThinkerNY; mikrofon; martin_fierro
To: Charles Henrickson
Are you sugar coated?
Cat Paw Chocolate Lollies.
48
posted on
05/03/2010 3:30:01 PM PDT
by
Young Werther
("Quae cum ita sunt" Since these things are so!)
To: Slings and Arrows
I love the internet. As you might have guessed, yes, you can
Marry Your Pet.
Disclaimer
Please note that by marrying your pet he/she may be entitled to half your house and all your income. You are not allowed to mistreat your pet in any way. You cannot make him pick up your pants, put up with your nostril hair or use him as a general dogsbody - even if he is indeed a dog. You may not get excessively fat. You may not embarrass your pet at any time. Marriage is for life* or until your contract expires. For further details see full terms and conditions.
*You are not allowed to take the life of your pet.
NB: On this website we often refer to pets as 'he'. We want you to know that we're not sexist, girl pets are great. We're just lazy typists.
Koko and Kali : 10/29/03
"She's just so warm and snuggly and she vibrates when she's happy!"
The pet wedding priestess will also divorce you, should there be the need.
All hail the internet!!
49
posted on
05/03/2010 3:36:55 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
( Someday we'll know why love can't move a mountain.)
To: Responsibility2nd; Charles Henrickson; martin_fierro
The wedding night was a blast, Im sure The "bride" was somewhat taken aback at first view of her new hubby:
50
posted on
05/03/2010 3:38:53 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
("Liebchen, zat is NOT a scratching post...")
To: Free ThinkerNY
Poor guy. That’s probably the only pussy he’s had for a long, long time.
51
posted on
05/03/2010 3:40:21 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: Daffynition
They do same-sex marriages. I should have known.
Thanks for the link - many lolz there!
52
posted on
05/03/2010 3:49:14 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("I can see November from my house!")
To: Free ThinkerNY
Yes, I love my two sweeties but I’m not a FRACKIN’ FREAK!!!
To: nhoward14; Free ThinkerNY
At least this guy married something with a heartbeat unlike that Korean dork that married his pillow. And of the opposite sex!
54
posted on
05/03/2010 5:44:08 PM PDT
by
boatbums
(God is ready to assume full responsibility for the life wholly yielded to him.)
To: AngelesCrestHighway
55
posted on
05/03/2010 5:54:54 PM PDT
by
boatbums
(God is ready to assume full responsibility for the life wholly yielded to him.)
To: MHGinTN
Do you mean the movie, “Mouse Hunt”?
To: Jack Hydrazine
I call ‘Mouse Hunt’, String, so I can remember it more quickly.
57
posted on
05/03/2010 6:04:26 PM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Obots, believing they cannot be deceived, it is impossible to convince them when they are deceived.)
To: MHGinTN
Thanks! The whole thing is posted on YouTube!
To: JoeProBono; LucyT; Fred Nerks
“NOT tonight, I have a headache!!!”
59
posted on
05/03/2010 8:51:19 PM PDT
by
nw_arizona_granny
( garden/survival/cooking/storage- http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2299939/posts?page=5555)
To: Jack Hydrazine
Your diamonds photo is perfect for the thread and the caption.
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posted on
05/03/2010 8:57:40 PM PDT
by
nw_arizona_granny
( garden/survival/cooking/storage- http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2299939/posts?page=5555)
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