Posted on 05/03/2010 12:05:08 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
A GERMAN postman has "married" his obese and asthmatic cat, saying he wanted to tie the knot before his pet died.
"Cecilia is such a trusting creature. We cuddle all the time, and she has always slept in my bed," single Uwe Mitzscherlich, 39, told Bild newspaper.
"Our hearts beat as one - it's unique!"
Because marrying an animal is illegal, Mitzscherlich, from Possendorf, in eastern Germany, paid 300 ($428) for a television actress to play officiator in the ceremony, while his twin brother, Erik, served as witness.
The happy couple dressed up for the occasion - Mitzscherlich in a wedding suit and top hat and 15-year-old Cecilia, who loudly meowed her way through the exchanging of vows, in a white dress.
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I wonder why more black people don’t see how the leftists are using them in those arguments. Such as with the homosexual argument; they’re equating marrying black people to a perversion that needs to be forced on us.
"..white dress my tail,the guys in da alley didn't call Cecilia "Ceciliadomeagainthistimehowling" for nuttin"
Well after all of that petting and stroking, she had to expect a ring someday.
And can Muslims marry more than one cat? And do they get 72 kittens when they die a martyrs death?
Another one married the Berlin Wall, I wonder if she’ll ever remarry.
Kinda has that Christopher Walken SNL skit feel about the census taker. Mr. Walken’s character is married to a bobcat.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/4165/saturday-night-live-census-taker
You say that like you think marriage somehow involves sex.;-)
Lawdy! I would have to agree with THAT!!
Jihad Kitteh is unamused by your insolence.
;^)
Still laughing.
LOL...Allah be praised!!!
Yeah, just when you think nothing could get nuttier, along comes something.
Well that’s one way to get some pu...
nevermind
I just love Christopher Walken.
Well at least America doesn’t have the only crazy f***s in the world. Germany must have their fair share also.
One of Walken’s greatest parts was his portrayal of the pest control guy in the movie ‘String’. When I’m depressed, that is one of the three movies I pop into the DVD player. [I wonder, since two of my three favortie movies features a rodent hero, am I really a closet Democrat? ... Now I’m getting depressed.]
He found a Pu**y he could trust so he married her! I’ve been married twice. He’s got me beat in the smarts department don’tchaknow.
This one is disturbing in oh so many ways....
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