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Fur better or worse: postman Uwe Mitzscherlich marries his cat
AFP ^ | May 3, 2010

Posted on 05/03/2010 12:05:08 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

A GERMAN postman has "married" his obese and asthmatic cat, saying he wanted to tie the knot before his pet died.

"Cecilia is such a trusting creature. We cuddle all the time, and she has always slept in my bed," single Uwe Mitzscherlich, 39, told Bild newspaper.

"Our hearts beat as one - it's unique!"

Because marrying an animal is illegal, Mitzscherlich, from Possendorf, in eastern Germany, paid €300 ($428) for a television actress to play officiator in the ceremony, while his twin brother, Erik, served as witness.

The happy couple dressed up for the occasion - Mitzscherlich in a wedding suit and top hat and 15-year-old Cecilia, who loudly meowed her way through the exchanging of vows, in a white dress.

(Excerpt) Read more at news.com.au ...


TOPICS: Hobbies; Pets/Animals; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bestiality; crazycatman; culturewar; germany; homosexualagenda; kittyping; marriagelaws; napl; samesexmarriage; weird; zoophilia
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To: GOPJ

I wonder why more black people don’t see how the leftists are using them in those arguments. Such as with the homosexual argument; they’re equating marrying black people to a perversion that needs to be forced on us.


21 posted on 05/03/2010 12:39:34 PM PDT by kenth
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To: Free ThinkerNY

"..white dress my tail,the guys in da alley didn't call Cecilia "Ceciliadomeagainthistimehowling" for nuttin"

22 posted on 05/03/2010 12:42:45 PM PDT by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)
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To: Responsibility2nd; Slings and Arrows
The wedding night was a blast, I’m sure.

Well after all of that petting and stroking, she had to expect a ring someday.

23 posted on 05/03/2010 12:45:45 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The hysteria of Matthewsism and Andersonism has led to a Tea Party Scare that is unAmerican.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
This makes a lot more sense than same sex marriages! But it also means that the new HCB is going to have to cover Vet bills.;-)

And can Muslims marry more than one cat? And do they get 72 kittens when they die a martyrs death?

24 posted on 05/03/2010 12:46:15 PM PDT by SonOfDarkSkies (Vera Baker rumors--The Obama White House antidote to imminent 'himbo' eruptions!)
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To: alarm rider

Another one married the Berlin Wall, I wonder if she’ll ever remarry.


25 posted on 05/03/2010 12:47:00 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The hysteria of Matthewsism and Andersonism has led to a Tea Party Scare that is unAmerican.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Kinda has that Christopher Walken SNL skit feel about the census taker. Mr. Walken’s character is married to a bobcat.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/4165/saturday-night-live-census-taker


26 posted on 05/03/2010 12:49:45 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (?)
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To: AEMILIUS PAULUS
Given the current condition of Western Man’s soul marriage to animals had to come!

You say that like you think marriage somehow involves sex.;-)

27 posted on 05/03/2010 12:50:32 PM PDT by SonOfDarkSkies (Vera Baker rumors--The Obama White House antidote to imminent 'himbo' eruptions!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
No way!....
28 posted on 05/03/2010 12:51:41 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: OB1kNOb

Lawdy! I would have to agree with THAT!!


29 posted on 05/03/2010 12:52:23 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Has anyone seen my tagline? If you find it, please return it. I'm lost without it.)
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To: OB1kNOb

30 posted on 05/03/2010 12:54:23 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (?)
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To: SonOfDarkSkies

Jihad Kitteh is unamused by your insolence.

31 posted on 05/03/2010 12:55:41 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I can see November from my house!")
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To: Slings and Arrows

;^)

Still laughing.


32 posted on 05/03/2010 12:57:08 PM PDT by LucyT
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To: Slings and Arrows

LOL...Allah be praised!!!


33 posted on 05/03/2010 12:57:46 PM PDT by SonOfDarkSkies (Vera Baker rumors--The Obama White House antidote to imminent 'himbo' eruptions!)
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To: a fool in paradise

Yeah, just when you think nothing could get nuttier, along comes something.


34 posted on 05/03/2010 12:58:38 PM PDT by alarm rider (The left will always tell you who they fear the most. What are they telling you now?)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Well that’s one way to get some pu...

nevermind


35 posted on 05/03/2010 1:03:46 PM PDT by BJClinton ("Worse" technically is "change".)
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To: Jack Hydrazine; Slings and Arrows

I just love Christopher Walken.


36 posted on 05/03/2010 1:04:07 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Well at least America doesn’t have the only crazy f***s in the world. Germany must have their fair share also.


37 posted on 05/03/2010 1:09:52 PM PDT by calex59
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To: Jack Hydrazine

One of Walken’s greatest parts was his portrayal of the pest control guy in the movie ‘String’. When I’m depressed, that is one of the three movies I pop into the DVD player. [I wonder, since two of my three favortie movies features a rodent hero, am I really a closet Democrat? ... Now I’m getting depressed.]


38 posted on 05/03/2010 1:10:03 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Obots, believing they cannot be deceived, it is impossible to convince them when they are deceived.)
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To: MEGoody

He found a Pu**y he could trust so he married her! I’ve been married twice. He’s got me beat in the smarts department don’tchaknow.


39 posted on 05/03/2010 1:12:12 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Obots, believing they cannot be deceived, it is impossible to convince them when they are deceived.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

This one is disturbing in oh so many ways....


40 posted on 05/03/2010 1:14:15 PM PDT by thinkin out loud
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