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Man charged with throwing pit bull at sister
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Posted on 04/30/2010 12:24:48 AM PDT by Chet 99
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To: JoeProBono; shibumi
Pitbulls make ok weapons, but I really prefer the longer sighting radius you get from a dacshund...
Of course, WTSHTF, nothing beats a good flying attack hippo...
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posted on
04/30/2010 8:15:29 AM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Joe 6-pack
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posted on
04/30/2010 8:17:33 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: LongElegantLegs
Your friend needs a cat-a-pult - they're purrfect fur launching cats.
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posted on
04/30/2010 8:22:54 AM PDT
by
Semper Mark
(Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms. - Aristotle)
To: Markos33
INCOMING HIPPO!
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posted on
04/30/2010 8:28:55 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(Pablo (the Wily One) signed up for the "Hippo Attack" ping list!)
To: Markos33
I don’t think that would have fit in the shower...Got anything smaller, sportier?
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posted on
04/30/2010 8:36:41 AM PDT
by
LongElegantLegs
( I have nothing better to do than sit around all night watching a lunatic not turn into a werewolf.)
To: shibumi
INCOMING HIPPO!
"Oh sh|t! Is that what I think it is!"
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posted on
04/30/2010 8:41:23 AM PDT
by
Semper Mark
(Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms. - Aristotle)
To: LongElegantLegs
As a matter of fact...
Self propelled hovercat. The weapon of the future.
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posted on
04/30/2010 8:48:15 AM PDT
by
Semper Mark
(Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms. - Aristotle)
To: ARepublicanForAllReasons
That's why I always carry a Bengal tiger with me to throw, in case someone tries to throw a pit bull at ME!I'd have a hard time fitting that into my purse or the glove compartment of the car...
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posted on
04/30/2010 9:37:22 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(Pablo is very wily.)
To: Allegra
You just need a bigger purse.
To: Chet 99; shibumi; Salamander; Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono; GSP.FAN; kanawa; LongElegantLegs; ...
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posted on
04/30/2010 10:01:48 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("I can see November from my house!")
To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!
Cat juggling is so 1970s.
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posted on
04/30/2010 10:08:27 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(The hysteria of Matthewsism and Andersonism has led to a Tea Party Scare that is unAmerican.)
To: Slings and Arrows; Chet 99
How drunk do you have to be to throw a dog... or a hippo, for that matter? This thread is morphing from a goggie one to a hippo dissertation. Poor Chet99.
To: Chet 99; Slings and Arrows; shibumi
The sis is
GUILTY!
The dog wsn't thrown, it was magnetogravitationally pulled in!
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posted on
04/30/2010 10:13:25 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
To: Chet 99
You’re supposed to throw a moose at your sister.
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posted on
04/30/2010 10:21:24 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
("Worse" technically is "change".)
To: 999replies
“I heard that some guy actually showed a photo of a Pitt Bull to someone, so you better check it out.”
Did he die or get horribly maimed?
[without gore, it’s “not fun” for Chet]
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posted on
04/30/2010 10:24:09 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(Hold onto to all your fears 'cuz when I get outta here....vengeance is mine, mine, mine!)
To: shibumi
Breaker, breaker!
Gotcher yer ears tooth on, good buddy?
Come back.
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posted on
04/30/2010 10:25:27 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(Hold onto to all your fears 'cuz when I get outta here....vengeance is mine, mine, mine!)
To: Joe 6-pack
“longer sighting radius you get from a dacshund...”
Not to mention the better rifling inside.
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posted on
04/30/2010 10:26:29 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(Hold onto to all your fears 'cuz when I get outta here....vengeance is mine, mine, mine!)
To: shibumi; Markos33
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posted on
04/30/2010 10:26:37 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
To: TheOldLady
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posted on
04/30/2010 10:27:39 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("I can see November from my house!")
To: a fool in paradise
Could be worse.
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posted on
04/30/2010 10:29:27 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("I can see November from my house!")
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