To answer your reply with the best that I have would take more time than I have now.
A lady wants to meet me at a karaoke club, so I am gone!
AAAUUUUMMMMMM You will see people sing, but they will not be singing by any earthly definition. The band will play, but there will be no band. And after you have drunk the soma, the lady will transform into a beautiful apparition only to fade away when you awake. I have spoken. So it shall come to pass! AAAAUUUUMMMM Mane Padme AAAAAUUUUUUMMMMM!
Make sure drop bread crumbs on the ground as you go, so you can find your way back.