To: Slings and Arrows
I’m going to Not A PING this one on the basis of the headline alone...
2 posted on
04/20/2010 1:51:58 PM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(We've gone from phony soldiers to phony conservative protesters. Nothing about liberalism is genuine)
To: nickcarraway
Is the parrot on her face in the mugshot?
3 posted on
04/20/2010 1:52:59 PM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(We've gone from phony soldiers to phony conservative protesters. Nothing about liberalism is genuine)
To: nickcarraway; Xenalyte; cjshapi
Woman With Parrot Perched on Face Arrested After Throwing Inhaler BEST.
HEADLINE.
EVER.
6 posted on
04/20/2010 1:55:38 PM PDT by
Lazamataz
("We beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
To: nickcarraway
Ok... I understand the odd nature of this situation, but the fact is she did not hit anyone with the 2 to 3 ounce inhaler. Why is it noteworthy?
To: nickcarraway
Moral of the story: Intoxicated people with parrots on their faces shouldn’t throw breathalyzers, uh, uhm, ihnalator...
To: nickcarraway
You
Can’t
Make
Stuff
Like
This
Up
11 posted on
04/20/2010 1:59:01 PM PDT by
TSgt
(We will always be prepared, so we may always be free. - Ronald Reagan)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
drunken weirdness ping.
12 posted on
04/20/2010 1:59:16 PM PDT by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: nickcarraway
Er... is an ‘inhaler’ what I think it is? Little plastic tube, some kind of squeeze pump, something like that? They must have mighty men in the Dayton PD to survive such blows in the course of duty.
Let people get away with inhalers and the next thing you know it’s rubber chickens....
13 posted on
04/20/2010 2:00:35 PM PDT by
Grut
To: nickcarraway
Woman With Parrot Perched on Face Arrested After Throwing Inhaler Best. Article. Title. Ever.
19 posted on
04/20/2010 2:04:01 PM PDT by
SIDENET
("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
To: nickcarraway
Is that a parrot biting your face, or are you just happy to see me?
20 posted on
04/20/2010 2:05:00 PM PDT by
SIDENET
("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
To: nickcarraway
Good lord. If I brought this chick into the stationhouse, the desk Sgt would see to it that my life was miserable for the next month. If this woman had to go somewhere, she would have gone to the hospital and nowhere else.
21 posted on
04/20/2010 2:08:30 PM PDT by
thefactor
(yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
To: nickcarraway
Almost as good as the guys that escaped from a South American jail dressed as sheep.
23 posted on
04/20/2010 2:10:47 PM PDT by
Cyman
To: nickcarraway
24 posted on
04/20/2010 2:11:10 PM PDT by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: nickcarraway
White parrot? A Jefferson Airplane song? /sarc.
To: nickcarraway
Yep, looks like a deadly weapon to me.
29 posted on
04/20/2010 3:00:14 PM PDT by
Lockbar
(March toward the sound of the guns.)
To: nickcarraway
Well, I don’t see anything out of the ordinary here! There was no room left on the bed, where else could the last parrot stand?
32 posted on
04/20/2010 3:11:42 PM PDT by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, A Matter Of Fact, Not A Matter Of Opinion)
To: nickcarraway
I’ve been away a few days. Oh, how I’ve missed this place! Stories like this is one of the many reasons why.
(Excellent post!)
33 posted on
04/20/2010 3:24:18 PM PDT by
fullchroma
(Obama: GET OUT OF MY DOCTOR'S OFFICE!)
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