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A Varanus bitatawa lizard on its home island of Luzon in the Philippines.

1 posted on 04/11/2010 8:37:03 AM PDT by JoeProBono

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To: JoeProBono

Looks like Jar Jar Binks.

2 posted on 04/11/2010 8:38:27 AM PDT by DejaJude

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To: JoeProBono

Gee, I thought global warming had killed them all off!

3 posted on 04/11/2010 8:38:37 AM PDT by JaguarXKE

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To: JoeProBono

Leaping Lizards!

4 posted on 04/11/2010 8:39:57 AM PDT by ex-snook ("Above all things, truth beareth away the victory.")

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To: JoeProBono

It would make a spiffy pair of shoes.

5 posted on 04/11/2010 8:41:30 AM PDT by donhunt (Obama care should begin with doctors putting Nancy Pelosi's tongue in a splint.)

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To: JoeProBono

Vegetarian lizard... kills plants.

7 posted on 04/11/2010 8:43:08 AM PDT by Wontsubmit

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To: JoeProBono

It has a double penis, is as long as a tall human........At about six and a half feet (two meters) long

So it’s got a penis that is longher than it’s entire body?
And two of them to boot?

8 posted on 04/11/2010 8:44:13 AM PDT by SmokingJoe

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To: JoeProBono

Says it's been long known to tribal hunters.....And we just found out?? Naw....They found a freak one and decided it was really, really important.....NOT

Just another ugly lizard...

9 posted on 04/11/2010 8:44:15 AM PDT by Sacajaweau (What)

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To: JoeProBono; Bender2

If it eats grass I want one in my back yard.

14 posted on 04/11/2010 8:48:42 AM PDT by big'ol_freeper ("Anyone pushing Romney must love socialism...Piss on Romney and his enablers!!" ~ Jim Robinson)

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To: JoeProBono

It only weights 22 pounds - looks much bigger than that.

15 posted on 04/11/2010 8:50:56 AM PDT by ElayneJ

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To: JoeProBono

Journalism 101: Always lead with the double penis.

16 posted on 04/11/2010 8:57:24 AM PDT by AndrewB (FUBO)

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To: JoeProBono

I read that as "It has a double penis as long as a tall human,".

And was suffering some major penis envy. LOL

18 posted on 04/11/2010 9:05:48 AM PDT by DannyTN

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To: JoeProBono

New Giant Lizard Discovery "an Unprecedented Surprise"

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
he pulls the spitting high tension wires down...

20 posted on 04/11/2010 9:09:36 AM PDT by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)

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To: JoeProBono

Varanus bitatawa has evolved to be a vegetarian

Another piece of evidence supporting Darwin's theory.

27 posted on 04/11/2010 9:22:22 AM PDT by OldNavyVet (One trillion days, at 365 days per year, is 2,739,726,027 years ... almost 3 billion years.)

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To: JoeProBono

Varanus bitatawa has evolved to be a vegetarian.

Treating theory as fact. In really it was created as a vegetarian.

"Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools," (Rom 1:22)

28 posted on 04/11/2010 9:22:58 AM PDT by The Truth Will Make You Free

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To: JoeProBono; SunkenCiv

Soon to be featured in a Wriggly’s Double-Mint gum commercial.

Double your pleasure, double your fun with...

38 posted on 04/11/2010 10:09:40 AM PDT by wildbill (You're just jealous because the Voices talk only to me.)

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