Good evening, jonny.
The problem of loose nukes was totally solved today.
This program has more reality that that did.
You always crack me up!
The problem of loose nukes was totally solved today.
And I think Obama actually believes that too :-|

She's first tonight with Elvis' "Saved". Excellent! Great way to start the show! And not a didgeridoo in sight.
Randy: I'm telling you what, that's the way to come out! You're the second-coming of Bonnie Raitt or sumpin'
Ellen: (instead of complimenting Bowersox again, she asks if there are any birthdays in the audience--laughter) Fantastic, Crystal.
Kara: Another solid performance. Drama. I think you did some really good things tonight.
Simon: You didn't choose an obvious song. You didn't fall into the karaoke trap. Original. Sounded great. Congratulations.