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Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future
CNET UK ^
| 4/1/2010
| Nick Hide
Posted on 04/05/2010 10:24:30 AM PDT by Sax
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To: Allegra
Where’s Art Bell when you need him...
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posted on
04/05/2010 10:58:14 AM PDT
by
thackney
(life is fragile, handle with prayer)
To: thackney
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posted on
04/05/2010 11:02:45 AM PDT
by
stefanbatory
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To: Sax
Let that thing roll.
I want to see what happens.If the world goes boom,ah shift happens.
Was a crazy year for a lot of us,guy should seek help like I did.Preferably not from the Feds though.
To: Sax
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posted on
04/05/2010 11:49:07 AM PDT
by
stuartcr
(Everything happens as God wants it to...otherwise, things would be different)
To: DManA
I think he was off-planet at the time.
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posted on
04/05/2010 11:50:37 AM PDT
by
stuartcr
(Everything happens as God wants it to...otherwise, things would be different)
To: a fool in paradise; Responsibility2nd; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; ...
"Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening." Knowing the chocolate-loving brigade here, once again a time traveler has ensured the future he sought to prevent.
To: a fool in paradise; JoeProBono; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows; Sax
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posted on
04/05/2010 12:08:45 PM PDT
by
Touch Not the Cat
(Where is the light? Wonder if it's weeping somewhere...)
To: astyanax
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posted on
04/05/2010 12:21:23 PM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(John has a long mustache)
To: AngelesCrestHighway
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He explained that he was looking for fuel for his 'time machine power unit', a device that resembled a kitchen blender. ...........
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posted on
04/05/2010 12:25:40 PM PDT
by
Touch Not the Cat
(Where is the light? Wonder if it's weeping somewhere...)
To: Sax
well he’ll get a mention from George Noory on Coast-To-Coast tonight.
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posted on
04/05/2010 12:47:25 PM PDT
by
isom35
To: DManA
How’d he survive the destruction so he could come back to save us? Maybe he altered the space-time continuum by coming back here?
Dr. Who does it all the time....
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posted on
04/05/2010 12:55:26 PM PDT
by
Brett66
(Where government advances, and it advances relentlessly , freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
To: Brett66
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Yeah but every time he comes home the furniture is all re-arranged.
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posted on
04/05/2010 12:56:22 PM PDT
by
Touch Not the Cat
(Where is the light? Wonder if it's weeping somewhere...)
To: a fool in paradise
Cool...that looks like The Time Tunnel. I loved that show as a kid. It’s a great kick to watch it now on Hulu.com
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posted on
04/05/2010 1:06:50 PM PDT
by
Mopp4
To: Sax
"...???...don't know nuttin bout no pair a doxes, and only time I know is dinner time"
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posted on
04/05/2010 1:12:17 PM PDT
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)
To: Slings and Arrows
Slaughterhouse Five! Montana Wildhack! One of my role models in my misspent youth.
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posted on
04/05/2010 1:46:26 PM PDT
by
TheOldLady
(CLKD: Commie Loon Kenyan Dictator)
To: circlecity
There is something to this. The article is from April 1st!!!
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posted on
04/05/2010 1:51:46 PM PDT
by
DrDavid
(George Orwell was an optimist.)
To: DrDavid
The Future is a Bow Wowser in the Alps
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posted on
04/05/2010 2:13:01 PM PDT
by
Young Werther
("Quae cum ita sunt" Since these things are so!)
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Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping supplies of Mountain Dew to the experiment's vending machines. He also claimed responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year.
He explained that he was looking for fuel for his 'time machine power unit', a device that resembled a kitchen blender.
The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."
STOP! STOP!! TOO MANY TARGETS!!
To: martin_fierro
Until you called me back here, i was blissfully forgetting i read this. :)
Again. Before.
To: Responsibility2nd
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