(Houston) River Oaks apartment complex offers clothing-optional sundeck

KHOU Channel 11 Houston ^ | March 23, 2010 | Courtney Zubowski / 11 News

[a fool in paradise]

We’ve got several local brews too (Saint Arnold, Southern Star Brewery...).

If you look at “obesity” figures, you’ll see that like the US, half of Europe is “obese” now too (in part because the BMI index redefined “obese”).

[Young Werther]

Who brought the conundrums?

[The_Victor]

But it's River Oaks. Prolly the highest per capita plastic surgeon % in the nation.

ok, maybe not but River Oaks is synonymous with plastic people.

[JustaDumbBlonde]

Easily believable for Montrose, but River Oaks???

[a fool in paradise]

As an added benefit, they will have increase HPD helicopter surveillance.

[GeronL]

They have kids-only nudist summer camps in some places, unsupervised 12-year old girls and 18 year old boys. No parents allowed.

What bad could possibly happen??

//sarcasm

[a fool in paradise]

Technically, it’s not River Oaks, it’s Upper Kirby. New streetsigns drive this point home.

[texmexis best]

Having lived in both the Chicago and Houston area, I can tell you without fail that Houston is not the fattest city in America.

We (Houstonians) spend a lot of time outside, in all seasons.

That rating was based on the number of restaurants versus the number of gyms in town. We don’t need gyms cause there is so much to do.

[greatplains]

"The burritos sound good anyway.

Eeeewwww, not after that description...

[The_Victor]

And a spate of new nearby real estate utilization change requests for highrise apartment construction.

[I Buried My Guns]

"...The burritos sound good anyway..."

Or at least they used to, until I read your preceeding sentence. You have a gift for words, but it's a shame you use your powers for evil!

[Woebama]

: )

[I Buried My Guns]

"...As an added benefit, they will have increase HPD helicopter surveillance...

You jest, but those damn helicopters are my bane. They just orbit around you over and over, like you're doing something wrong. A few years ago I lived in a new, upscale apt building in the Galleria. I was on the 25th floor, and that darn chopper would cricle my building and loiter for no apparent reason, as if the pilot had a GF living there. I would sit on my balcony, in my underwear due to the oppresive heat, drinking my beer, and the guy would hover so close I could see what he was wearing. Perhaps it had to do with the marijuana I was growing on my balcony at the time, but I doubt it.

[Slings and Arrows]

Ever notice that most nudists are the people you would least like to see naked?

It's a law of nature.

[Ptarmigan]

I heard up north and from being there, there are more fat people because of the cold weather.

[fatnotlazy]

I’ll bet if I showed up there in the buff, that would be the end of the nude deck. :)

[I Buried My Guns]

Also, inside the 610 "corner" at SW 610 is a new flood control basin. It is mostly paved with some fun angles/surfaces and is thus a skateboarder's dream. I practice tricks there on my mountain bike. To go there is to trespass, probably.

Anyway, the po po copter seems to always orbit above me when I go there. I tell myself it's cuz the pilot is in awe of my mad skilz, but in reality I think he is merely waiting for ground units to arrive and arrest me. I always leave soon thereafter.

[Eaker]

“It’s just like restaurants, or bars, or clothing stores,”

Yeah, runnin' around with your neighbors butt nekkid is just like that.............

[freekitty]

No class.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Ever notice that most nudists are the people you would least like to see naked?

ESPECIALLY... nakid apartment neighbors!....GAAAK!