Ok, I’ll be clear on this one.
I don’t mind the intravenious drugs, I don’t mind the scope probe, I don’t even mind the hospital gown that exposes me at the slightest breeze.
It’s the day BEFORE that I object too. First off, that stuff tastes nasty ... even lime flavoring doesn’t help. And the results of the nastiness is far worse than anything else I’ve ever experienced voluntarily.
Gemme a virtual colonoscopy that doesn’t require the ‘Prep’ and I’ll be the first one in line.
Thank you. No need for me to say anything more.
Yeh - it was how I learned that - how shall I phrase this delicately - even double-soft TP feels like 30-grit sandpaper after awhile. I mean, it’s one of those issues where you try to imagine an opposing view although you don’t really expect one. “Heck no, I really LIKE pooping until I look like a prune and having a 12-foot pipe the size of a baby’s arm shoved up where the sun don’t shine!” That’s gonna be a tough sell even in San Francisco.
Some have reported that mixing the "prep" with vodka instead of water vastly improves the flavor; however, should you choose to do this, you must remain on or next to the toilet. Otherwise you may find yourself staggering throughout your home with your hind quarters spraying like a fire-hose. This situation would leave you with no choice but to burn your house down.