I probably shouldn’t tell it, because my boss was a sweetheart and I loved the guy, but this was the mid-90’s and I had just set the company up with its very first web page. Showed the boss how to surf the web, first time he’d seen it, and he sez, “This Internet thing - could you print it out for me so I can take it home and look at it?”
I had a PhD engineer ask me to print out a spreadsheet with 250,000 cells of data.
You must have sent that one in to Scott Adams.