Foxy 'Roxxxy': world’s first 'sex robot' can talk about football

Telegraph.co.uk. ^ | 11 Jan 2010 | Andrew Hough

[Malone LaVeigh]

The world’s first “sex robot”, a life-size rubber doll called Roxxxy who can have real conversations with her owner, including about football, has been unveiled. The dark-haired, negligee-clad, life-size robotic girlfriend comes complete with artificial intelligence and flesh-like synthetic skin.

Standing five feet, seven inches tall, the doll weighs 120 pounds, comes with five “personalities”, is “ready for action” her developers said.

[Nervous Tick]

>> You do realize I am a female beer drinker and my husband doesn’t drink beer at all.

No, I didn’t.

>> SO...where does that leave me in my house?!

A statistical anomaly — i.e. the exception that proves the rule. Of course, we would have to have scratchUrge data to do the full computation.

>> On 2nd thought, save your brain for more taxing problems, like whether the toilet paper roll is hung outsies or insies.

Whoa! No thanks! Postdoc studies are above my pay grade.

[Ellendra]

*Males are MUCH better at math. That was your first mistake.

don’t hurt me

Generally speaking, perhaps. But women are better at biology. When the toilet flushes, tiny particles of water spray out, too small to see but big enough to carry bacteria, and that spray easily travels 6 feet if the lid is open.

If your toothbrush is within 6 feet of the toilet, and you flush with it open, you're brushing your teeth with toilet water.

At my house, regardless of the seat, the lid stays shut when not in use!

That also keeps pets and young children from being tempted by the water.

[coop71]

I have a pretty low scratching quotient, but I can burp *really* loud on cue. ;)

The answer to the age-old question of t.p. hanging is: it hangs with the sheet rolling over the top close to the user. But males can’t change t.p. rolls, so it was a trick question.

[Nervous Tick]

>> males can’t change t.p. rolls

Well, yeah, but we has compensating skillz... we can make that last sheet or two go a LONG way. Further than you really want to think about, actually.

[coop71]

And don’t forget the cardboard roll. I’ve heard that works in a pinch. (shudder)

[Bender2]

From the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo Las Vegas Official News Conference:

"As the spokesbot for TrueCompanion... I can assure you we have done exhaustive research and testing of all our Roxxxy Models!"

Well, Roxxxy-2.0, after examining your assets... I can tell... you are ready to go!

But big and I can hardly wait... for your replacement... Roxxy-3.0 model!

Bendy, big, ya know, in Spain, we are breathlessly awaiting... Roxxxy-Cino.0 to truly double our pleasures!

Now, Mongo just pawn... in game of robot love!

[Bender2]

Re: ...Roxxxy-Cino.0...

"Cino, cuatro," whatever it is! Ya know, I'm not in Spain... for either the spelling or Spanish!

[blackie]

Some guys have all the breaks...

[steve-b]

Frigid Farrah, who is reserved and shy

Er... isn't that kind of counterproductive? If these guys developed a battle robot, would one of the personality options be Cowardly Charlie, who is feckless and timid?

[steve-b]

What I need after reading that is a robot that cleanes spewed coffee off my monitor.

[longtermmemmory]

is this a joke?

seems like a bad effort at “Cherry 2000” the movie.