A blonde and brunette—both bodacious babes—were walking along the sidewalk, and the blonde says, “Isn’t that your boyfriend in the florist shop?”
And the brunette says, “Yeah, I think that’s Bob.”
“It looks like he’s buying a dozen roses!”
Her friend gets quiet then says, “Damn. I hadn’t planned on spending the evening with my legs in the air ... “
Puzzled, the blonde pondered this picture in her mind carefully then said,
“Don’t you have a vase?”
Bob scores!
Keep ‘em coming. Make them a little more funny, field goals don’t really count.....