Keep ‘em coming. Make them a little more funny, field goals don’t really count.....
The ponies seem to have thrown a shoe, so I’ll try to remember a good one.
OK, this guy and his date, a beautiful blonde (but I repeat myself) standing at the door to his nice house. He also had a nice car with all the options.
He planned to cook for her so they had just returned from the grocery store in his loaded-out Cadillac and he had a bag of groceries under each arm.
So he asked her to reach into his pocket to get his house key. She did and retrieved the keys, and a golf tee.
As they unloaded groceries on the kitchen idland she handed him the tee and said, “What’s this?”
He said, “That’s a golf tee. I use it when I’m out driving on the fairway.”
“How does it work?: she asked.
He paused for a moment then replied, “Well, it holds up my balls when I drive.”
She mulled that over and said, “My goodness, what will those people at Cadillac think of next!”
That’s good enought for a field goal.