Posted on 01/16/2010 5:59:49 PM PST by GOPGuide
LoL!
Are you back in the sand box?
Bah. I’m a blonde, I don’t much care about having things my way all the time.
Green eyes too, and not a jealous bone in my body.
Unusual birthmark on my fanny, and not royal.
This post is useless without pics. ;)
Still, I prefer redheads...
University of California, Santa Barbara. WHERE ELSE?
Working class taxpayers don’t need to pay more taxes for — SoCal U doing study on blonds. Many years ago read interesting paper showing how much tax on working people is used to pay for the education of the children of the upper class — that is university education.
We don’t need anymore shrinks worrying about how blonds “feel” or how blonds are “perceived” or what anybody considers “beauty.” Quite frankly. We need doctors & engineers and technicians and tool and die makers. We don’t need to spend any more money to give fancy degrees to Marxists calling themselves sociologists.
It was a slow night at the nightclub and the ventiloquist dipped into his blonde jokes. He would set them them up and the dummy knocked them down.
Then a platinum blonde stood up, trembling with anger. She interrupted the act and said, “We blondes have been the butt of jokes for too long. We have worked long and hard for respect ...” (and so forth and so on for quite a while.)
Finally the ventriloquist said, “Ma’am, I’m terribly sorry. It’s just the act, nothing personal was intend—”
And she shouted him down: “You be quiet mister! I’m talking to that little SOB on your knee.”
(Shirley someone here has to have not heard this one. Colts score!)
I want redheads, brunettes, and blondes at the same time.
Redheads most often get their way with me......
>”This post is useless without pics.”
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A third arrives. They grab a table. The clink glasses and yell SIX FREAKIN' WEEKS.
A fourth blonde arrives, and then a fifth. With each arrival the glasses are clinked and the cry of six freakin weeks is heard.
Finally, the bartender comes over.
"Ladies, I know your celebrating something," he says. "Would you mind if I asked what it was."
"Yeah," Blonde 1 says. "You know how everyone says blondes are stupid? We'll we all went out and got one of those jigsaw puzzles that said 3 to 5 years. And we finished it in SIX FREAKIN' WEEKS!
Don’t call me Shirley, but tell another joke so the Colts will score again. Heck, tell 100 jokes and have the Colts score 100 points.
Beat those traitor ravens and so them who is boss.
What, no raven-haired lassies? Tsk, tsk.
My husband claims that I can be intimidating.
Guess that’s cause I’m a blonde :-)
>”I want redheads, brunettes, and blondes at the same time.”
Been there, done it, got the T-Shirt. I’ll take my brunette wife, (alone) any day (or night, (or both)).
(and no, she isnt watching me over my shoulder as I type this. LOL)
RWP PING.
roflmao! thanks for that one!
Checking my photobucket...
I’ve got a Tonya Harding, a Lizzie Borden, a Bonnie Parker, a “Bad Seed,” two “Village of the Damned,” and some Goldilocks (committed the b&e at the Bears residence).
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