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To: N. Theknow
A blonde walks in a bar and orders a beer. Soon another joins her. The clink glasses and yell SIX FREAKIN' WEEKS.

A third arrives. They grab a table. The clink glasses and yell SIX FREAKIN' WEEKS.

A fourth blonde arrives, and then a fifth. With each arrival the glasses are clinked and the cry of six freakin weeks is heard.

Finally, the bartender comes over.

"Ladies, I know your celebrating something," he says. "Would you mind if I asked what it was."

"Yeah," Blonde 1 says. "You know how everyone says blondes are stupid? We'll we all went out and got one of those jigsaw puzzles that said 3 to 5 years. And we finished it in SIX FREAKIN' WEEKS!

32 posted on 01/16/2010 6:24:55 PM PST by Tribune7 (Toll booths are devices funded by taxpayers to snarl traffic, waste gas and produce smog)
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To: Tribune7
post #32:

roflmao! thanks for that one!

39 posted on 01/16/2010 6:31:16 PM PST by robomatik (III %)
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