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Man Uses Math to Explain Girlfriend Woes
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| 12 January 2010
| FRANK CARNEVALE
Posted on 01/13/2010 8:06:35 PM PST by Fractal Trader
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To: SatinDoll
Better to marry a woman who...Single, celibate, and sane work well also.
/johnny
To: lightman
“Lower your standards....increase your odds.”
As in...she has a great personality.
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posted on
01/13/2010 9:02:15 PM PST
by
Rembrandt
(.. AND the donkey you rode in on.)
To: Fractal Trader
Less time at the blackboard working on arcane equations, more time in the student union drinking coffee and chatting.......
To: Fractal Trader
A little prayer might raise the odds.
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posted on
01/13/2010 9:03:12 PM PST
by
smokingfrog
(Don't mess with the mocking bird! - http://tiny.cc/freepthis)
To: ottbmare
“The more educated and intelligent one is, the fewer potential mates will be available.”
Try being a big-busted red-head with a genius IQ.
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posted on
01/13/2010 9:03:22 PM PST
by
SatinDoll
(NO Foreign Nationals as our President!!)
To: Fractal Trader
Does he include the location where he usually hangs out in the evening or weekends to his model? If he never goes anywhere, instead just stay at home and calculate the probability of meeting a woman of that age group and educational background, it’s no wonder that the probability to find a girlfriend becomes asymptote...
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posted on
01/13/2010 9:04:07 PM PST
by
paudio
(Road to hell is paved by unintended consequences of good intentions)
To: Fractal Trader
Tell women you’re rich, and your odds will improve dramatically.
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posted on
01/13/2010 9:12:41 PM PST
by
matt1234
To: donmeaker
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posted on
01/13/2010 9:36:47 PM PST
by
Kirkwood
To: matt1234
Yes, AKA the Tiger Woods weighting factor.
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posted on
01/13/2010 9:39:16 PM PST
by
Kirkwood
To: Fractal Trader
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posted on
01/13/2010 9:42:38 PM PST
by
IYellAtMyTV
(Workday Forecast--Increasing pressure towards afternoon. Rum likely by evening.)
To: Intolerant in NJ
Less time at the blackboard working on arcane equations, more time in the student union drinking coffee beer and chatting.......
The student unions usually have the largest bars in the area... and 5 or 6 pints makes the women look a lot more attractive...:^)
They are not dry like US universities.
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posted on
01/13/2010 10:03:11 PM PST
by
az_gila
(AZ - one Governor down... we don't want her back...)
To: Kirkwood
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posted on
01/13/2010 10:14:01 PM PST
by
donmeaker
(Invicto)
To: smokingfrog
true, smokingfrog, he should go to church.
My husband’s bf used to complain about how there were no good women. Even if he ever found a potential girlfriend, they’d always do him wrong. Years had gone by, and there was no one for him. No one, no one, no one.
Where do you look, T? I asked him.
“Bars. . .” he answered.
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posted on
01/14/2010 12:12:58 AM PST
by
Marie2
(The second mouse gets the cheese.)
To: SatinDoll
Might work for a girl. For a guy, the big-busted thing is probably a handicap.
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posted on
01/14/2010 12:25:06 AM PST
by
patton
(Obama has replaced "Res Publica" with "Quod licet Jovi non licet bovi.")
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
01/14/2010 12:47:58 AM PST
by
The SISU kid
(I feel really homesick all the time & so do all the other aliens.....)
To: The SISU kid; El Sordo; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
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posted on
01/14/2010 1:32:57 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(HALP UZ AL GOR. PLEEZ SEND GLOBUL WARMING.)
To: 1rudeboy
The guy lowered his return by limiting his search area.
Years ago I used the same formula but began with the 3 billion women in the entire world before narrowing down. It came out to about a couple dozen good candidates, and dividing by the world's 60 million mi.2 land mass gave me a possible wife for every 2,400 mi.2. So the odds were that I had to be willing to travel at least a couple thousand miles to find a good wife, so I did and lived happily ever after.
To: SatinDoll
You can complain about it to me all night long. And how many standard deviations above the norm is your IQ. I figure if we are within a few points it shouldn’t matter.
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posted on
01/14/2010 6:41:43 AM PST
by
rmlew
(Democracy tends to ignore..., threats to its existence because it loathes doing what is needed)
To: mylife
Just sent that to a Brit friend. EPIC LOLs.
To: Slings and Arrows; Fractal Trader
Occam:
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posted on
01/14/2010 7:41:56 AM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Double your income. Fire the government)
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