Posted on 01/09/2010 9:27:58 AM PST by Niuhuru
Larry please email me and we can start getthing things going.
lololol...
I’m tellin’
I am a jelly donut.
Niuhuru! Fair WARNING!! He is the kinda guy your mother used to warn you about!
LOL...
(don’t leave your purse if you get up and leave the table for a minute!) :^)
Seinfeld moment—
Elaine-”Then how are all these people getting together?”
Jerry-”Alcohol.”
Thank you. With better lighting I’m sure I could end up getting a bunch of stalkers.
LARRY: I still can't believe, you're going out on a blind date.
NIUHURU: I'm not worried. It sounds like he's really good looking.
LARRY: You're going by sound? What are we? Whales?
NIUHURU: I think I can tell.
LARRY: Niuhuru, what percentage of people would you say are good looking?
NIUHURU: Twenty-five percent.
LARRY: Twenty-five percent, you say? No way! It's like 4 to 6 percent. It's a twenty to one shot.
NIUHURU: You're way off.
LARRY: Way off? Have you been to the motor vehicle bureau? It's like a leper colony down there.
NIUHURU: So what you are saying is that 90 to 95 percent of the population is undateable?
LARRY: UNDATEABLE!
NIUHURU: Then how are all these people getting together?
LARRY: Alcohol.
Hellllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
That's the first thing out of my mouth on every first date.
There are so many first dates, and so few second ones.
I voted for Larry before I didn't vote for Larry.
Just use Democrat math and skip the first date. Then you can have all the second dates you wish.
(don't forget to carry the 2...)
Jelly donuts make me drool....
Thats it Larry, we're through! Don't email me, don't call me and stop driving by my house honking your horn!
What in THE hell are you doing son.....?.:o)
SHEESH Larry good buddy (on FR), you could’ve invited me. I’m about 15 minutes from the Blue Note.
LOL! Very funny thread. Thanks to all posters.
Best wishes you two.
(thanks for the ping, Larry)
Hey, when a damsel in distress calls, a gentleman answers...
You know, that might be a good location for an informal FReep someday. Another potential place would be the Blue Goose in Saint Clair Shores.
There is another “blue” place we’ve been talking about meeting in Dearborn, but not sure the ladies would be as comfortable there.... :-)
I’m past due for a night out, so when you set on up, I’ll be there!
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