Posted on 01/07/2010 10:24:57 PM PST by Chet 99
BRADENTON, Fla., Jan. 7 (UPI) -- Authorities in Florida said a man was arrested for allegedly smearing meatloaf in his wife's face while they were discussing a separation.
The Manatee County Sheriff's Office said Lance David Ziegler, 39, allegedly picked the meatloaf up off his kitchen table and smeared it into his wife's face Wednesday after she announced her intention to leave him, the Sarasota (Fla.) Herald-Tribune reported Thursday.
Deputies said they arrived at the home at about 7:45 p.m. and found the woman's face was slightly red and slathered with small amount of residual sauce.
Ziegler, who told deputies he had not hit his wife, was arrested and charged with domestic battery.
Ziegler, who told deputies he had not hit his wife, was arrested and charged with domestic battery.
Like a bat out of hell she’ll be gone when the mornin comes.
Assault with meatloaf. LOL
It reminds of an encounter I once had with meatloaf. My poor hungry family was waiting for dinner and I was making meatloaf. When it was ready to come out the oven I grabbed it out with the potholders and the pan slipped. It ended up turning completely over, dumping the meatloaf on the floor with the pan still in my hands.
I guess I’m lucky I wasn’t assulted with it.
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Paradise by the dashboard light ~ Meatloaf
Thank God they weren’t having shank steak.
Why do I have the feeling that over at DU they’re more outraged at this than they were over the Christmas bombing attempt?
I love a good meatloaf.... the guy should be given extra time for wasting it.
If it was my mother in law’s meatloaf, her nose likely would have been broken by the charred brick of meat, and he’d be going to jail for using biological weapons (barely) and a deadly weapon.
Oh, excuse me, I’m still laughing.
LOL.
Depending on the choice of beef it could have been a soft or a hard landing.
The ? is — did you wash it off and then serve it ?
Meatloaf - it’s this or nothin’. LOL
... the woman’s face was slightly red and slathered with small amount of residual sauce...sounds like she went to Taco Mac.
What a sweet talker, I am sure that she’ll reconsider now.
Student: “What about a pointed stick!”
Instructor: “SHUT UP!”
What would possibly make you think he would want her to?
One of the best music videos ever.
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