- The headline "Obama Gets Osama" will appear in American newspapers.
The only way "Obama Gets Osama" will appear in American newspapers is if Zero dumps his wife and family and becomes the next Missus bin Laden.
- A caller from Pahrump, NV foresees the rediscovery of the Hollow Earth/North Pole entrance.
- A caller from Salinas, CA said Obama will appear on national TV announcing that aliens exist, and then one of the ETs will talk on camera.
- California will see a 7.3 earthquake.
- Orion from Indiana said Planet X will become visible for all to see.
- Steve declared that the Hall of Records will be found in the Grand Canyon.
- There will be an interracial double hand transplant, stated one caller.
There is no Hollow Earth/North Pole entrance.
Obama won't announce that aliens exist, except as part of another proposal for amnesty for illegals.
I'll "predict" right now that California won't experience a 2010 quake higher than 6.4.
Planet X (in the Sitchin-derivative sense) doesn't exist.
The "Hall of Records" thing appears to be loosely based on a century-old April Fools' joke regarding Egyptians in the Grand Canyon.
The interracial double hand transplant is a misprognostication that really indicates more hands up the Sock Puppet's ass.