Chet?
Dogbites.com is getting boring....maybe a switch to Burmese python menace is south Florida?
LMAO !
True story:
Alice Cooper, of “snakes on a stage!” fame was asked by a premier NY designer to pose for a new line of men’s clothing, wrapped in a snake.
Alice only uses [relatively speaking] gentle boas in his act.
The designer, not knowing any better, rented a freaking giant Anaconda for the shoot.
They are very aggressive and poor Alice sat there for hours with the snake slowly and gently tightening its grip on him.
I don’t think he’ll be doing any more fashion photo requests .....:)
Pyhtons are easily outrun, and in general do not climb the fences around their yard, nor break the chain around their neck.
On the plus side, they do nor bark at night or pee on the the floor or chew up your shoes.
Just sayin’