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What do harp seals and Tiger Woods have in common?--

They both get clubbed by Norwegians!

1 posted on 12/07/2009 11:28:05 AM PST by geddylee
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To: geddylee; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows

Does the one on the left look like this guy?


2 posted on 12/07/2009 11:31:24 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Question authority!Who is the University of East Anglia to drive the 'Global Climate Change' agenda?)
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To: geddylee

This is just Tiger’s Front Nine............


3 posted on 12/07/2009 11:31:43 AM PST by 4Speed
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My guess is that Tiger’s wife discovered she had herpes or some other STD from her husband, followed by chasing the weasel out of the house whacking him with a 9 iron!

And notice how Woods won’t go within a mile of a black woman?


4 posted on 12/07/2009 11:34:09 AM PST by FormerACLUmember (The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule. - H. L. Menken.)
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OK, would the 7 women who HAVEN'T slept with Tiger please raise your hand?

I sure hope my wife raised her hand...

6 posted on 12/07/2009 11:36:38 AM PST by willgolfforfood
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golf world's top swordsman.

Yeah baby! No longer any dispute.
10 posted on 12/07/2009 11:37:39 AM PST by ZX12R
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Who knew that Tiger was a Confederate Railroad fan?
11 posted on 12/07/2009 11:38:05 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (The CRU needs adult supervision.)
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This is the downside of having a strong parental figure run your entire life for your first thirty years or so: deprivation dwarfism.

Tiger probably never had the opportunity to have some pre-pubscent learning experiences where you have multiple girlfriends in third grade and learn that it's not such a good idea.

Now that Papa is no longer there to keep him in line, he is experiencing freedom for the first time in his life, and it's not working out so well.

15 posted on 12/07/2009 11:42:15 AM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (Islam is a religion of peace, and Muslims reserve the right to kill anyone who says otherwise.)
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Damn, who would have ever guessed that ol’ Tiger would end up being the Wilt Chamberlain of golf?


16 posted on 12/07/2009 11:43:39 AM PST by MWS
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He's gonna have to change his name to Tiger ..
Woodie.

(are you happy to see me or is that a Putter in your pocket)

18 posted on 12/07/2009 11:45:39 AM PST by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits)
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Playboy Magazine could do a whole issue on “The Women of Tiger”. Maybe even 2 issues.


20 posted on 12/07/2009 11:47:22 AM PST by Hacklehead (Liberalism is the art of taking what works, breaking it, and then blaming conservatives.)
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It’s too bad this type of investigatory zeal is used for salacious nonsense like young Mr. Woods and his propensity for laying pipe and not on certain political creatures who truly need the light shone upon them.


23 posted on 12/07/2009 11:50:30 AM PST by dainbramaged (If you want a friend, get a dog.)
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(addendum)

We do I envision Bill Clinton throwing things and screaming to his SS detail...

"Get me Tiger Woods' phone number!"

25 posted on 12/07/2009 11:51:02 AM PST by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits)
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Gee, ole Tiger is a walking, talking STD. Who knew. Not his wifey.


29 posted on 12/07/2009 11:56:58 AM PST by SaraJohnson
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Why would Tiger Woods ignore this, in order to hook up with those broads ?

ELIN NORDEGREN
30 posted on 12/07/2009 12:04:33 PM PST by SeekAndFind (wH)
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Porn stars now? Classic.


32 posted on 12/07/2009 12:12:23 PM PST by FTJM
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How many of these women were Before Tiger was married, I wonder.


33 posted on 12/07/2009 12:14:24 PM PST by MaxMax (Obamao can't play in the Olympic reindeer games)
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It would be quicker for women who have not had an affair with Woods to come forward.


34 posted on 12/07/2009 12:15:00 PM PST by Man50D (Fair Tax, you earn it, you keep it! www.FairTaxNation.com)
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Why is it that white women are very happy to “be involved” with blacks, yet one sees so few white men with black women?


44 posted on 12/07/2009 1:14:39 PM PST by Oldpuppymax (AGENDA OF THE LEFT EXPOSED)
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Amazing how some nobody, third tier (assumption due to a lack of familiarity on my my part, I admit) porn performer is raised to “star” level all of a sudden...my take is that the ‘Tiger’ just liked to feed from the gutter...hoping perhaps it would just not ‘blip’ on anyone’s radar. Ooops. Massive FAIL.


46 posted on 12/07/2009 1:35:01 PM PST by Moltke (DOPE will get you 4 to 8 in the Big House - HOPE will get you 4 to 8 in the White House.)
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Tiger Woods' other New York girl spent the day holed up .....
50 posted on 12/07/2009 2:02:51 PM PST by OB1kNOb (All FReepers need to pray Psalms 109:8 daily for Barack Obama. (Look it up. I'm serious.))
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