To: SonOfDarkSkies
If you leave for your mistresses house at 9:30pm, travelling at 40mph to a destination 130 miles away, and your wife leaves with a submachine gun for the same destination at 11:30pm, travelling at 110mph, at what time will she pop a cap in your ass?
2 posted on
12/04/2009 6:04:32 AM PST by
domenad
(In all things, in all ways, at all times, let honor guide me.)
To: SonOfDarkSkies
I prefer bran flakes and prunes.
3 posted on
12/04/2009 6:05:31 AM PST by
Carl LaFong
(Experts say experts should be ignored.)
To: SonOfDarkSkies
Thank God! Another Tiger thread. I’m sure there was withdrawal setting in out there.
4 posted on
12/04/2009 6:07:02 AM PST by
don-o
(My son, Ben - Marine Lance Corporal is in Iraq.)
To: SonOfDarkSkies
You would have thought he would have known that every object in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless it hits a fire hydrant.
5 posted on
12/04/2009 6:07:17 AM PST by
Tribune7
(God bless Carrie Prejean)
To: onedoug
To: AdmSmith; Berosus; bigheadfred; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; Fred Nerks; ...
A series of pictures released by Florida police of Woods's wrecked SUV includes a shot of the back seat, complete with waterbottle, towel and furled umbrella. But there among the shards of tinted glass in the footwell sits a well-thumbed copy of a paperback with the golf-appropriate title clearly visible: Get a Grip on Physics.
Too bad it wasn't Al Gore's book, because there really is such a thing as bad publicity...
15 posted on
12/04/2009 5:31:21 PM PST by
SunkenCiv
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