[Tribune7]

You would have thought he would have known that every object in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless it hits a fire hydrant.

[RadiationRomeo]

Time for physics jokes!!

Two atoms were walking on the sidewalk toward each other and not paying attention until they ran into each other.
Atom 1: Oh my, I think I lost an electron!
Atom 2: Are you sure?
Atom 1: I’m positive!