[Zakeet]

About 40 photo's of the Randy Wildcat's alleged squeezes can be viewed by clicking HERE

[NormsRevenge]

Under Pressure
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtrEN-YKLBM

[OldDeckHand]

His poor children. Sure, they're not old enough to have any idea what's going on now, but these images and stories will live in perpetuity. Think of the burden that will be for them when they're in middle or high school.

Then again, in 10-12 years, Tiger's behavior could just be "par for the course". How European of us, eh?

[Uri’el-2012]

Tiger Woods is a Buddhist.

[Tijeras_Slim]

What strange empty lives those people seem to lead.

[dfwgator]

"At this time, I'm just choosing to focus on my job."

*ahem* and just would that "job" be?

I mean I would hate to "blow" her cover.

[Muzzle_em]

hoo boy.

[Muzzle_em]

hoo boy.

[Vendome]

So Tiger and his wife are having breakfast. 

Wife- "What’s this in the Enquirer?"

Tiger- "Er, um, those jeans sure do make you look FAT!"

Not a good way to start the day.

Sometime in the afternoon Tiger was sitting on the couch, in the living room. 

His wife sits down next to him and asks "What on the TV?"

 

"Dust"  he replied.

 

and the wife fuming from the earlier insensitive comment storms off in a huff saying something about "Tiger sleeping outside until he becomes a little more domesticated".

 

Tiger puts a hand to forehead saying to himself "Geesh!"

 

They didn't speak to each other for the rest of the night.  Tiger fell asleep on the couch, in the media room and at 2 in the morning, heard the screech of a banchee and something about a "...G&)*&damn toilet down or up...!" realizing he committed a capital offense by leaving the toilet seat up, he rubs his eyes and fumbles looking for his car keys.

 

Making a hasty retreat to the garage his wife cuts him off.  She is breathing heavy, with her hair everywhere and stuff coming out of her eyes.  Additionally, she is nervously gripping a 3 Wood and suddenly screams "What's with the car keys Mr. Can't do anything wrong?  Hmmm?  Going to see your harlot?  Well, thanks for pointing out My Fat ass, which just took a dunk in gold plated toilet".

 

Tiger laughed a little, nervously and because the whole thing was just funny and that is when she lost it.

 

That is all took and she screamed "You a Tiger?  Humph!!  I am the Lion and Queen of this jungle.  I am in the mood to go hunting, game on!".

 

Then she started swinging.

 

A bit a long story but that may be what happened.

 

 

 

[C19fan]

Definately the type of women you would NOT take home to mom. I would love to see the psychology of why Tiger finds these plastic fake tanned ‘hos so attractive.

[ozarkgirl]

How did all these women manage to keep their mouths shut for so long?

You’d think they’d be bragging to their friends.

[FrankR]

With great power/fame, comes great responsibility...if you can’t handle the responsibility, then forgo the fame.

[Kickass Conservative]

Apparently Tiger isn’t a Boob man.

I guess he enjoys playing a flat Green so his balls don’t roll away from the hole...

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Quite the pathology there with Mr. Woods. His wife is a Nordic, fair skinned blonde...his mistresses...a totally different (yet consistant) ‘look.’ Hmmm...Dr. Phil must be down on his knees right now, thanking the ratings gods for ‘this.’ Foder of months of pyscho babble.

[jilliane]

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE WOODS

[Eagles6]

That Kalika babe seems to have some rather perfectly spherical, self supporting thingamabobs.

[Hegewisch Dupa]

“Triple Bogey?” I would have thought the punny headline of choice would have been “Tiger caught improving his lay again”

[Revolting cat!]

Do we have enough of them now to stage a Battle Royal?

[Dr. Ursus]

Tiger,just queered those guy only golf junkets to Vegas!

[qwertypie]

#1 again on Google Trends. Way to go.

[Mat_Helm]

"What does it profit a man to gain the world and lose his soul?"

Rich, powerful, money, fame, women, the best at golf.........and no faith, no moral compass, no respect for wife and family, no honor as a husband or father. Mr. Woods in the end has no class and is no Bobby Jones.

In the end Mr. Woods needs as much praying for as the drug addict on the street. He may have great mental strength on the golf course, but he is poor in spirit and is not grateful enough for what he has. With great fame and wealth comes even greater temptation and I will pray he can overcome this and focus on what matters most starting with his family, his honor, and than his golf game.