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To: thefactor
My wife loves the books and is making me go. She also made me go to the first one.

It was very educational though. For many years I that vampires avoided the sun because they would burst into flames. Little did I know that the truth is they avoid it because they look ridiculous when exposed to it. They sparkle like someone Bedazzled them.

10 posted on 11/20/2009 11:54:39 AM PST by MPJackal ("From my cold dead hands.")
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To: MPJackal
dude, when you give your ticket to the usher make sure you give them your man-card to tear up as well. i've heard the old 'my wife is making me go' line too many times.

what does the MP stand for? are they initials or something else?

12 posted on 11/20/2009 12:01:34 PM PST by thefactor (yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
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To: MPJackal

“My wife loves the books and is making me go. She also made me go to the first one.

It was very educational though. For many years I that vampires avoided the sun because they would burst into flames. Little did I know that the truth is they avoid it because they look ridiculous when exposed to it. They sparkle like someone Bedazzled them. “

LOL! My wife liked the first one, and rented it last night to get warmed up to go see the New Moon this weekend.

When the vampire went into the sun to show his girlfriend why they can’t go into the sunlight, I was thinking he was going to be a badass monster... NOPE! He looked like someone had dumped glitter all over his face.

The movie wasn’t bad, but I can’t think of to many vampire movies that make me laugh. This one is a teenage chic flick.


13 posted on 11/20/2009 12:16:57 PM PST by bassfishing
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