Actually, women in New Jersey are sexier than anywhere in the South, barring Louisiana (I don’t consider Texas to be southern, it is a region all to itself). At one time, the South may have had good looking women, now they are increasingly(not entirely) obese WalMartians.
The South, sir, has such an abundance of beautiful women that we have to ship a large number of them every year to New York for cultural beautification purposes. It's an uphill battle to put it mildly when you consider all those fat, fat, fat Italians and Puerto Ricans but our girls are brave in their missionary work, tough as it is.