“If you ever see a rerun of that old Patty Duke Show coming on, run, don’t walk, to hit the mute button.”
Try to get there before they sing, “A hot dog makes her lose control...”
That's part of the lyrics??? (I've never seen the show.)
Gaaack! I never made it that far, and have been tormented by what little I did hear. That's hilarious.
THE PATTY DUKE SHOW THEME
(Sid Ramin / Bob Wells)
Meet Cathy, who's lived most everywhere,
From Zanzibar to Barclay Square.
But Patty's only seen the sights
A girl can see from Brooklyn Heights — What a crazy pair!
But they're cousins,
Identical cousins all the way.
One pair of matching bookends,
Different as night and day.
Where Cathy adores a minuet,
The Ballet Russes, and crepe suzette,
Our Patty loves to rock and roll,
A hot dog makes her lose control — What a wild duet!
Still, they're cousins,
Identical cousins and you'll find,
They laugh alike, they walk alike,
At times they even talk alike —
You can lose your mind,
When cousins are two of a kind.
"You can lose your mind?" They knew, the bahstids. It's absolutely pernicious.