Gaaack! I never made it that far, and have been tormented by what little I did hear. That's hilarious.
THE PATTY DUKE SHOW THEME
(Sid Ramin / Bob Wells)
Meet Cathy, who's lived most everywhere,
From Zanzibar to Barclay Square.
But Patty's only seen the sights
A girl can see from Brooklyn Heights What a crazy pair!
But they're cousins,
Identical cousins all the way.
One pair of matching bookends,
Different as night and day.
Where Cathy adores a minuet,
The Ballet Russes, and crepe suzette,
Our Patty loves to rock and roll,
A hot dog makes her lose control What a wild duet!
Still, they're cousins,
Identical cousins and you'll find,
They laugh alike, they walk alike,
At times they even talk alike
You can lose your mind,
When cousins are two of a kind.
"You can lose your mind?" They knew, the bahstids. It's absolutely pernicious.
I have a filthy mind, I really do.