Arrrrwwwwk! Get a Mac! Arrrrwwwwk!
Posted on 10/23/2009 3:37:08 AM PDT by 101voodoo
LOL! I’m dying here. How long have you been waiting for a chance to use that picture?
Keybors are alweys trubel, special wen we canut get muny to by noo ones.
Take kumputer outside, get 12 gage shot gun and fix problum. then by new one. Keybors kum with new one.
No seriously what you should do is put your keyboard in the bath dub to soak for a while, then put it in the microwave. Don’t worry, the sparks wont hurt. Then give it to a Gypsie family and let it see the world for a while. When they bring it back (which they will, by the way), bury it underground with some cabbage. Well I’m sure about that, but it makes cabbage taste good. Anyway, plug it in in about a year and see if that works.
It's not necessary to take all that stuff outside when a simple rinse of the keyboard under the kitchen sink will do.
You should probably get together with this guy and share your experiences:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2368165/posts
“Where the mustagn roams”
And if that doesn’t work I’m sure the reason is that you didn’t bury it underground long enough, or you at the cabbage too soon. So try again.
shud I leve kumputer plugged in? Tried that erlir and it didn wurk.
Brilliant!
Bad acting keyboard?
1) if wireless, change the battery
2) re-install the drivers
3) buy a new keyboard (about $30)
4) do what I do, unplug it from the computer, take it to the sink; hose it down with lots of water; scrub it with warm soap and water; rinse it thoroughly; dry it out (this may take overnight); plug it back in and it works like a new board. It’s amazing the electronic problems that cookie crumbs and beverage drips can cause.
It’s probably better to leave it plugged in because it’s much easier to let the smoke out of the computer chips that way.
A few years ago, I decided to clean my PC keyboard internals.
It took a while, but I learned to like the new keyboard.
A while later, I decided to clean my PC mouse internals.
It took a while, but I learned to like the new mouse.
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It is cheaper to replace them, once they start causing problems.
Turn it upside down and slam it on a hard surface a few times to clean it out. It should be fine. This works for me, anyway.
Plasce keyboar under left frot wheel of Chevy Duramax, then back up and drive forward sevderal time, until keyboar cooperates.
Arrrrwwwwk! Get a Mac! Arrrrwwwwk!
“....where the circuits run with alcohol....”
Wow. Who knew.....
ware the mustagns raom free.
Al your keyboar ar blong to us.
Sounds like fun!.
You know: "Where they killed the nerd that invented Word on the Big Rock Keyboard Mountain."
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