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Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 35
Today | Mo

Posted on 10/20/2009 5:57:42 PM PDT by Mo1



TOPICS: Dimensional Doorway; Freeoples
KEYWORDS: dd35
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To: Lakeshark; Darlin'

Last time I heard something like that, it was on my honeymoon.


221 posted on 11/02/2009 11:42:42 AM PST by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare; derllak
Didn't Doorlock say you had breadsticks for arms or something?

Hard to be a madman with breadsticks for arms.........

222 posted on 11/02/2009 11:45:06 AM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Darksheare

Was she de debil?


223 posted on 11/02/2009 11:46:23 AM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Lakeshark; derllak

Derrly lacks proper depth perception.


224 posted on 11/02/2009 11:48:21 AM PST by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Lakeshark

Not certain if she is or was, but I don’t recall much of that night.
There are odd holes in my memory of that night riddled with odd images and perceptions.

Oh, wait.
That’s just marriage.


225 posted on 11/02/2009 11:52:26 AM PST by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare; derllak
Doorlock is too busy gnawing logs and playing in the mud to have any perception at all.......

Maybe she should get some glasses.......

226 posted on 11/02/2009 11:53:58 AM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Lakeshark; derllak

Hmm..
Glasses.. on a beaver.
This aught to be entertaining.


227 posted on 11/02/2009 11:58:21 AM PST by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Lakeshark
"Are you ready for the battle with Satan on Saturday?"

LOL. Absolutely.

228 posted on 11/02/2009 11:58:38 AM PST by Darlin' (Stay well or the government will try to kill you.)
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To: Lakeshark

FOFLOL. rrrrright!


229 posted on 11/02/2009 12:00:53 PM PST by Darlin' (Stay well or the government will try to kill you.)
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To: Darksheare

Don’t even think about telling me how that one ended. LOL


230 posted on 11/02/2009 12:03:06 PM PST by Darlin' (Stay well or the government will try to kill you.)
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To: Darlin'

BBL :)


231 posted on 11/02/2009 12:04:13 PM PST by Darlin' (Stay well or the government will try to kill you.)
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To: Darlin'

LOL, you know me too well


232 posted on 11/02/2009 3:00:01 PM PST by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Lakeshark; Darksheare

I wouldn’t tease Darks about his breadstick arms, Lame.
Have you seen his kitty? Looks like he could swallow you whole! :P


233 posted on 11/02/2009 3:17:36 PM PST by derllak
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To: derllak; Lakeshark

That evil critter has tried to limb me by biting the Achilles tendon!
And.. she could just crush everyone to death by sitting on them.


234 posted on 11/02/2009 3:24:01 PM PST by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare

Oops! Kearen is a she? My most sincere apologies to kitty.
Please don’t beat me with a breadstick! It’ll never happen again, I promise!


235 posted on 11/02/2009 3:33:17 PM PST by derllak
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To: Darksheare; derllak
That evil critter has tried to limb me by biting the Achilles tendon!

I've been told that's how wolves and coyotes bring down their prey (including humans).

Wait. Wait.

Darks claims not to be.......

*puzzled look*

:-)

236 posted on 11/02/2009 3:38:00 PM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Lakeshark; derllak

That’s no ordinary housecat!
It’s a transdimensional Marsh Mallow, a hideous trilling creature of legend!
Impervious to damage, it can destroy buildings by being tossed against a wall.
(This doesn’t hurt the Marsh Mallow, it merely splats against the wall, conforms to the surface, and oozes down safely. The wall, however, is destroyed.)


237 posted on 11/02/2009 3:42:15 PM PST by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare; Darlin'; derllak
Glasses.. on a beaver.

Ahem. You mean furry marmot, yes?

Such topics, after all, are not meant for polite company...........or so says our Southron flower.....

238 posted on 11/02/2009 3:44:44 PM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Darksheare

Lol! Do a lot of kitty tossing, do you Darks? No wonder your at the top of her hit list!:)


239 posted on 11/02/2009 3:49:27 PM PST by derllak
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To: Lakeshark

Lol! Somebody’s mind is back in the gutter again!

I’m a four-eyed beaver, hear me roar! :P


240 posted on 11/02/2009 3:51:44 PM PST by derllak
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