[mylife]

Problem: I REFUSE to be the Hog Queen 2009.

Solution: Stop entering them contests ☺

[Ditter]

Awrite! If that's the only way to prevent it, cause I might actually win, seein’ as they are our hogs!

That is the kind of thing that would follow you to your grave, people would never let you forget that you were Hog Queen 2009! :)