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Two Blondes With Hammers...

Lynn and Judy were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Lynn was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.

Judy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, 'Why are you throwing those nails away?'

Lynn explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away.'

Judy got completely upset and yelled, 'You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!'

526 posted on 10/08/2009 5:41:42 AM PDT by jaycee ((("His eye is on the sparrow and I know He watches me.")))
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OK, that takes care of the two sides of the house, but what about the ends of the house?

Oh wait, I forgot Carter, he’ll nail it for the left, so it will be up to a conservative to finish it right!


527 posted on 10/08/2009 5:52:49 AM PDT by WayzataJOHNN ( Poetry is the jazz of words, laid down by a feeling soul.)
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^oo^
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534 posted on 10/08/2009 6:14:28 AM PDT by fewz (How can the Constitution protect anyone when it is routinely violated by the Federal Government?)
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Happy Thursday, Jaycee.

LOL re: Your blonde joke.

Wishing you a lovely day.

560 posted on 10/08/2009 10:55:56 AM PDT by JustAmy (Republicans think everyday is July 4th. Democrats think everyday is April 15th.)
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