To: Billie; MEG33; jaycee; Mama_Bear; yorkie; Kitty Mittens; The Mayor; GodBlessUSA; gardengirl; ...
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"
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I must leave for awhile.
I need to do some book work prior to my appt with teacher this afternoon.
Have a fun day. I will try to get back later.
Happy Thursday.
Happy Fall.
2,242 posted on
10/29/2009 11:08:19 AM PDT by
JustAmy
(Republicans think everyday is July 4th. Democrats think everyday is April 15th.)
To: JustAmy; MEG33; GodBlessUSA; yorkie; Kitty Mittens; Billie; Mama_Bear; Lady Jag; DollyCali; ...
Flying by to say hi
and hope your day is as
good as a pumpkin pie!
See you all later!
2,243 posted on
10/29/2009 12:42:37 PM PDT by
jaycee
(((("His eye is on the sparrow and I know He watches me."))))
To: JustAmy; MEG33; jaycee; Mama_Bear; pollywog; Billie; All
To: JustAmy
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!" I've already been to the Vietnam Veterans' Memorial Wall and I checked the spelling of my name. Everything's okay there.
Maybe next time you're in town, I'll show you.
2,250 posted on
10/29/2009 5:58:53 PM PDT by
NicknamedBob
(Obam Government says, "Get used to being poor." / America responds, "Ain't gonna happen.")
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