Apology to all I have hurt(VANITY)

September 28, 2009 | Jonathan

[jdlucas04]

I just wanted to apologize to all I have hurt on FreeRepublic.com. I am sorry.

[whatisthetruth]

Lmao! Who the hell is that?

[Revolting cat!]

They're all laughing at you, but I really do appreciate it, jd!

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[goat granny]

Let me guess. Either your wife just left you or your dog died.****

Lets hope his dog is still alive....

[Daniel II]

President Merkin Muffley: [to Kissoff] ... Ah-ah-eh-uhm-hm... I'm sorry, too, Dmitri... I'm very sorry... *All right*, you're sorrier than I am, but I am as sorry as well... I am as sorry as you are, Dmitri! Don't say that you're more sorry than I am, because I'm capable of being just as sorry as you are... So we're both sorry, all right?... All right.

[Kevmo]

Maybe he’s apologizing for what he’s about to say to you...

Strange Vanity.

[antceecee]

Now known as Obamafession.... apologizing when no one else will.

[housemouse 1]

can't sleep , but now that i’ve read the response to your post ,i’ve laughed , cried and now there's nothing left, moving on to more interesting post.

[woofie]

I need reparations.... $100,000. will do

[Bellflower]

Are you OK? Hope well for you. Don’t know you but I will say a prayer for you.

[MestaMachine]

Been trying to find out. Friend of mine said it looks like some old, burnt out Scandanavian Rocker.

[ExGeeEye]

Not any more, George. we're past that.

But in 1984, we had fantasies so dark and violent that we thought the writers of Pulp Fiction and Silence of the Lambs had read our thoughts...

[yazoo]

It’s about time. Now, what was it you did?

[fieldmarshaldj]

He left the toilet seat up. Now he must prepare to die.

[poconopundit]

Your apology is not enough!  You can't just mouth the words "sorry" and think all is forgiven.

What have done has gravely offended her.  And you must use the last resort of apologies -- the dogeza -- something that every still-married spouse of a Japanese wife has done at one time or another.

And your confession must not be faked!  A woman can easily distinguish a truly contrite heart and true admission of guilt from a man shedding crocodile tears.

But if you truly pass this test, the gods of the forest will shine down on you and bring you the riches of a long and happy life.   Act wisely, my son.

[Liz]

It’s the only sensible solution.......

[PJ-Comix]

I wish to humbly apologize to all the ants I accidentally stepped upon during the course of my life.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

If you did hurt me, I probably enjoyed it.

[fieldmarshaldj]

*coughing from the mountain of dust blown in my face from this 8-year old thread*

[poconopundit]

LOL. Isn’t it the truth! Aye, but the roaches?!