[Erasmus]

Their approach would explain that strippers are created by building a bar, keeping it at a constant 72 degrees, serving alcohol, and playing motley crue. After all, these are precisely the conditions where you successfully find strippers.

That's how I always thought it worked.

Didn't Miller and Urey do an experiment like this about 50 years ago?

[mamelukesabre]

Actually, I strongly suspect if one were to build a totally bitchin bar with awesome lighting effects, motley crue blasting constantly, hire a few hells angels as doormen...the strippers *WOULD* spontaneously appear.

I bet ya.