[I Buried My Guns]

"...I don’t understand why the morons don’t normalise the audio for all channels, beforehand. ...

I'm one of those morons. My 1990s TV does not have that function. And since I do not even have cable, the motive to buy a newer one is small and not compelling.

[OldSpice]

No, no. I meant, from the broadcaster’s end. Not the consumer’s end.