lol
Attention Whore Alert!!!
Satire, right??
(With Brett Favre, it’s hard to tell...)
Someone said the White House is changing their position on socialized medicine so often they're actually making Brett Favre look decisive.
Farve has gotten beyond the point of satire, but this was kinda funny.
Did his daughter tell him to retire as well?
Oh wow! That was good!
LOLOL!!
I wonder how much playing time he’ll actually have. Actually, I just wonder whether he’ll fake an injury or just throw a tantrum. Either way, I doubt he’ll last the whole season.
I heard that he’s going to play baseball for some minor league club in Mississippi...
This has to be a joke.
Satire is getting harder and harder to pull off these days...
"It was cool, like playing catch with my dad." said rookie receiver Percy Harvin. "But my dad's not that old, and he's got a better arm."
Favre deserves a certain amount of ridicule for the way he’s handled his on-again/off-again retirement.
On a related matter: Did anybody else take note of the terrible passing accuracy that Favre exhibited on his first day of practice with the Vikings? He was behind a lot of his receivers as well as low on many of his deliveries. I’d have thought that he’d be a little sharper. He has been working out down in Mississippi for some time after all!
"2040 -- The football world was shocked today as Brett Favre came out of a one week retirement to sign with the St Louis Rams, the only team that he had not played for in his decades long NFL career. Favre, now approaching his 71st birthday, was quoted as saying, "I've always admired the Rams and I know that I can still contribute to this team."
Reaction in Green Bay, where Favre played for many years around the turn of the century, was mixed with some saying they were disgusted at his lack of loyalty to the Cheeseheads, some saying they are glad to see him back on the field but most saying "Who's Brett Favre?"
I wish he go away just because, even after all these years, I still can’t pronounce his name.
We will never forget you, Brent!
Yawn!
So has he announced who he’ll be playing for when he comes out of retirement again in 2011? 2012? I figure once they make rocket-powered walkers legal he’s good through about 2040, when they’ll expand the league to include the Martian teams...