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4 to post Get over it. Deal with the new light bulb for 3.5 more years.
3 to post the light bulb story is fake. If it was possible to change the light bulb Hillary Clinton would have already done it.
5 to post that the light bulb should watch it’s back because Hillary and Bubba are in the wings just waiting to replace it.
No Birther thread hijack attempts?
One post telling us how Chuck Norris would intimidate the bulb into changing itself.
It depends whether or not it’s above ones paygrade.
There's this one:
How many freepers does it take to change a light bulb?
And the Dumies have a version:
You spelled FReepers wrong.
Shoulda used spell check.
Or is that spellcheck?
You forgot to add the 5 who are trying to catch the spork weasels who ran off with the light bulbs....
At least one who’ll post “Oh, your light bulb’s burnt out? You should buy a Mac!”
That pretty much nails it.
Just genius!
And when the Frepers are out beig decoys for us, we’re sneaking around with our armor plated rocket bunnies creating havoc on the lawns whilst cavorting with schizophrenic wombats that are on dimethyltryptamine.
It all culminates in the fantastic Wok Launch of Sporkweasel Day.
....and one Lazamataz to twist the meaning of the word “screw”.
How many Freepers does it take to change a lightbulb?
http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a38e913210e1f.htm
But it seems to be gone now....
so I guess it won’t do no good to say already posted
and two hundred posts to complain about compact flouresent light bulbs.
Q: How many Freepers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 1,343
1 to change the light bulb and to post to the board that the light bulb has been changed;
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently;
27 to point out the government regulations covering light bulb changing;
53 to say it is their light bulb, and they have a constitutional right to change it any way they please;
41 to complain about the light bulb tax;
7 to explain how the Democrats are using the money from the light bulb tax to buy votes;
6 to say the Republicans are no different than the Democrats because they haven't repealed the light bulb tax;
6 to defend the Republicans by saying they have tried to repeal the light bulb tax, but they can't override Clinton's veto;
156 to list the difference between a a Gore light bulb, a Bush light bulb, and a Buchannan light bulb;
111 to ask why the Keyes light bulb was ommitted and accuse everyone else of a Keyes light bulb blackout;
109 to post that this site is not about light bulbs and to please post this on the FR light bulb site;
203 to complain that this is a duplicate posting, and link to the original light bulb changing thread;
306 to complain about Wal-Mart selling light bulbs made by slave labor in China;
27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs;
14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and the post the corrected URL's;
3 to post information showing how the Clinton/Gore administrations has put our national security at risk by allowing China to steal our lightbulb technology in return for illegal campaign contributions;
33 to wonder out loud if an intern is helping Clinton change his light bulbs;
19 to say Hillary has probably never changed a light bulb in her life;
12 to say Vince Foster was changing Hillary's light bulb when he died;
4 to accuse the original poster of being a disrupter who has only been a member of FR for two days;
44 to organize a "freep the veep" light bulb rally;
4 to accuse the mainstream media of ignoring this story to help Al Gore and the Democrats, and say "What kind of coverage do you think this would get if it were a Republican?"
143 to post messages that say "GO, PAT, GO!" in bold text.
And at least one to suggest that all the old bulb really needed was for the switch to be turned on (something even a FReeper child could do) - shining light on the whole project.
