[Paal Gulli]

‘Drinking at the bar at 9am’ – F1 rival lifts lid on Max Verstappen’s title party in Las Vegas

What's the big deal? After all, it always worked for Kimi Raikkonen, n'est-ce pas?

Actually I expect it's less celebration and more relief that he managed to "rot out" before being overtaken in the points standing.

[Paal Gulli]

I hope Maranello is paying close attention.

Lewis Hamilton's top five meltdowns after his rant in Brazil: From branding Max Verstappen 'f***ing CRAZY' to an x-rated tirade at his Mercedes crew - and ending his friendship with team-mate Nico Rosberg

Abusing Mercedes crew: 'You f***ing SCREWED me'

Cold shoulder to Rosberg: 'We're not friends'

Ranting on Verstappen: 'This guy's f***ing CRAZY'

Feud with Alonso

'The WORST the car has ever been'

They left off the most revelatory rant of all, at Monaco in 2011:

"...After being called to see the stewards regarding the second penalty, the Formula One star said: ‘It’s an absolute fricking joke. I’ve been to see the stewards five times out of six this season.

‘Maybe it’s because I’m black. That’s what Ali G says. I don’t know....’"

No, Lewis, it's because you're a prissy, self-absorbed, arrogant, egotistical, entitled, race-baiting prick. And all the WDCs in existence can't wash that stink off you.

[BBB333]

You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.

Baileys and coffee next to the keyboard currently...