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Assigned duties include sweep factory floor, empty trash cans, check fire extinguishers recharge due dates, change out Max Won Poster to latest version, shine Christian shoes and verification that Height Increase Insoles are in place, scrub Christian’s text messages from young women, buy I love only you card for Geri, sign Christian’s name to card and send with dozen red roses, buy I love only you card for Helmut, sign Christian’s name to card and send with dozen red roses, buy I love only you card for Jos, sign Christian’s name to card and send with dozen red roses, and others duties as assigned…..
I see what you did there (snicker).