Riding in the trunk

opinion | 7-31-2009 | brianbaldwin

[fight_truth_decay]

I confess: I once rode into a drive-in, inside the trunk when a Youth!

[freedommom]

http://www.bestviral.com/video/11241/cop_attempts_to_capture_illegal_aliens_fleeing_from_van

[fight_truth_decay]

Trunk Monkey

[fight_truth_decay]

Trunk Monkey 2

[Wordkraft]

What if the deer in the trunk had been drinking?

[freedomconservationist]

Similar to the proposed health care bill?

[fight_truth_decay]

Trunk Monkey 3

(funny..the end, but more available)

[JRandomFreeper]

I once got pulled over by a state trooper while transporting two small goats in the trunk of a Mark IV Lincoln Continental. One had come loose and kicked out the wiring harness plug for the tail lights.

Of course, back then, the trooper helped me reconnect the plug and re-tie the kid. I guess things are different today.

I did pay the ticket for 95 in a 55. Dollar a mile, back then, and more than I paid for the live goat meat.

/johnny

[donmeaker]

Tag the road kill for consumption. I knew a restaurant like that once...

[CH3CN]

My little brother once hit a deer at night. He stopped and threw it into the back of his van. Unfortunately, the deer was not dead, only stunned. It was the first and only time I ever saw a damaged windshield from a deer going through it from the inside.

[fight_truth_decay]

I once got pulled over
by a state trooper
while transporting two small goats
in the trunk of my Mark IV Lincoln

Strums..

But he only brings you flowers...

Sounds like a country western song (lyrics)

[JRandomFreeper]

It was near Weatherford, Texas. Headed back to Johnson County. And Willie Nelson may have been on the 8-track. Or the Stater Brothers.

Nolo contendre.

/johnny

[fight_truth_decay]

More lyrics!

Was near Weatherford, Texas.
Headed back to Johnson County.
Willie Nelson may have been on the 8-track
Or the Stater Brothers.
But you were on my mind.

Strums

But he only brings you flowers.

I think we just wrote a country song!!

Just don't have material like that in the Northeast.

Good night.

[JRandomFreeper]

Of course you don't have material like that in the NE. We're still 16 and driving on the highways in short sleeves in November. You guys are in the basement, taking over the world and trying to stay warm. ;)

It was a hoot and hollar growing up in Texas. Something was ALWAYS going on.

/johnny

[Dumpster Baby]

The very best fake 911 call ever made.

http://911-call-deer-joe.blogspot.com/

http://www.snopes.com/critters/farce/deaddeer.asp

[Star Traveler]

Good God, where did all that come from... :-)

[Cyber Liberty]

I was so befuddled by this in my teens that I said “Screw it!” and bought a hatchback. True story. On the level. Honest!

[SteveH]

Ain’t nothing but junk in my trunk :-)

[Leo Carpathian]

Dear deer!
If you see one of them Obama Motors things coming at you, jus’ lower your head and confront the tin crapmobil. You will not sustain any damage, but peoplemobil will be crumbled and you can hang it over your tree.
Tsar Deersky