[fight_truth_decay]

I confess: I once rode into a drive-in, inside the trunk when a Youth!

[freedommom]

http://www.bestviral.com/video/11241/cop_attempts_to_capture_illegal_aliens_fleeing_from_van

[fight_truth_decay]

Trunk Monkey

[Wordkraft]

What if the deer in the trunk had been drinking?

[freedomconservationist]

Similar to the proposed health care bill?

[donmeaker]

Tag the road kill for consumption. I knew a restaurant like that once...

[CH3CN]

My little brother once hit a deer at night. He stopped and threw it into the back of his van. Unfortunately, the deer was not dead, only stunned. It was the first and only time I ever saw a damaged windshield from a deer going through it from the inside.

[Dumpster Baby]

The very best fake 911 call ever made.

http://911-call-deer-joe.blogspot.com/

http://www.snopes.com/critters/farce/deaddeer.asp

[Star Traveler]

Good God, where did all that come from... :-)

[Cyber Liberty]

I was so befuddled by this in my teens that I said “Screw it!” and bought a hatchback. True story. On the level. Honest!

[SteveH]

Ain’t nothing but junk in my trunk :-)

[Leo Carpathian]

Dear deer!
If you see one of them Obama Motors things coming at you, jus’ lower your head and confront the tin crapmobil. You will not sustain any damage, but peoplemobil will be crumbled and you can hang it over your tree.
Tsar Deersky

[madamemayhem]

am i allowed to have large amounts of firecrackers AND a dead deer riding a motorcycle in the trunk?

[daniel1212]

In the early 70’s I once helped put a small heifer in the back seat of my bosses car, an OLDs 88, with the head out the window and the tail out the other. He drove the car back to the farm a mile or so away, with a lot cars behind him. But that was before seat belt laws.