a) druggie stoner
b) militant homosexual
c) self-fellating atheist
d) power-mad bureaucrat
e) toady to said bureaucrat, or sycophant
f) MSM shill
g) Feminazi
h) race-baiter
i) clueless moonbat
j) mouth-breathing, easily-led follower
k) environmentalist wacko
l) Wiccan or other New Ager
m) DUmmy or KOS kiddie
n) RINO
o) media celebrity
Hey G_W! I’m LOLing & crying too!
Ping!
p) anti-war nut
q) gun grabber
r) Congresscritter or US Senator
s) welfare queen
t) Euroweenie
u) Marxist plant
v) Liberal professor (automatically allows one to belong to any or all of the other choices)
w) Californian (allows one to belong to any or all of the other choices *except* liberal professor or Congrescritter)