Although technically, he's not even fit to do that....
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa : half discovered, half wild,
fertile and naturally beautiful.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe : well developed and open to
trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain : very hot, relaxed, and
convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece : gently aging but still a
warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain : with a glorious and
all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel : has been through war,
doesn’t make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada : self-preserving, but open
to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet : wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past
and the wisdom of the ages, an adventurous spirit and a thirst for
spiritual knowledge.
GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 90, a man is like Iran , ruled by nuts.
THE END.