I am now accepting applications from all gardeners to dispose of the Skunk I trapped last night. The winner will be judged on originality and penmanship. Must have own transportation...
Shoot it.
BG's still got my Ford minivan, since her bear (the lush) threw up in it. I imagine it would be perfect transportation. If the skunk is already trapped, just throw a rope through the driver's window and out the passenger side sliding door and drag the skunk into the van. Have grammie drive it down to Arcada, and leave it in a park. Some loaded leftist type is sure to steal it. Problem solved.
Oh, BTW, take the Utah tags off from it, okay?
We have plenty down here and don’t need anymore thank you.