BG's still got my Ford minivan, since her bear (the lush) threw up in it. I imagine it would be perfect transportation. If the skunk is already trapped, just throw a rope through the driver's window and out the passenger side sliding door and drag the skunk into the van. Have grammie drive it down to Arcada, and leave it in a park. Some loaded leftist type is sure to steal it. Problem solved.
ExCUSE me please. I’m not dragging a dead skunk to Arcada!
Or would that be Arcadia?
Heck. Now I’m lost....