We should encourage Muslims to establish the Caliphate on Mars. We could send them there free of charge (I don’t really want them using their own rockets, thank you very much) and they can declare jihad on Olympus Mons and the polar ice caps. We’d also move that big black cube thing they rotate around as well. We could even move it in pieces. They could finally get their own world to slice, dice and conquer, and we could finally...well, just imagine.
No they can stay here, I want to go..
We probably don't need to bother. There's already a black monolith just under the surface waiting to be discovered. Like the one they found on the Moon in 1999.